"Headphones or Boyfriends?"

If you're from New York, you have probably at one point or another had problems with broken headphones.... or broken boyfriends.

You know what I'm talking about... when after one or two months (or a lot less if it's a cheaper headphone) it doesn't function as well as it used to. So only the left side works or if lucky, just the right side and you have to really hold the wire in a certain way for it to work in both ears and then after a while, the other side breaks too and then you have in your hands completely useless headphones that only take space and you must now buy new ones that will work perfectly again. So until you get a new headphone, you are absolutely pissed at all headphones just because yours doesn't work and you now have to spend the rest of the train ride day dreaming and actually having to listen to the singing done by those "subway performers". After you go ahead and buy new headphones, you feel refreshed, and absolutely fall in love with them all over again and think how you ever lived without them.

Take the example of headphones.... and just think about how much they are similar to boyfriends! At first, they are so useful, and they make you so happy and life is good. Then after a while, they're partly broken only; like the headphones, only one ear works. So, suddenly you're seeing all these faults in your guys that you didn't see before and they're just not functioning perfectly as they used to. Then, before you know it, both ears stop working and your boyfriend is completely useless. So then you fall in absolute HATE with all boys because they leave you just when you need them the most... until you find another new pair of headphones...I mean boyfriend.